Letra de Big ass heart

My girl went to the doctor
´Cause her heart had palpitations

Said, "Cut the carbs"
Or else she´d end up
Pushin´ up carnations

She stepped up on the scale
And the doctor said,
"Oh, Lordy!
"If you don´t drop
a few, girl, you won´t make it
past age forty."

My girl said, "Hey, looky on that fancy X ray chart."
Said the doctor, "Holy hell, that´s one GD
big-ass heart."

I´m tellin´ you, my friend,
My girl´s got a big-ass heart.
When she shops for groceries
That heart gets its own damn cart

That big-ass heart
Can pump two tons
Of love through her chest,
And then sit down and win
A lovin´ pie-eating contest

I love that big-ass heart
So much I think it isn´t fair
Like how your heart
Won´t pay me back
For breaking all my chairs

So sick with love,
I think I´m coming down with rickets
When that big-ass heart flies coach
It has to pay
For two plane tickets

Oh, that big-ass heart...
Oh, that big-ass heart...