Letra de Sweet transvesties

How d´you do, i
see you´ve met my
faithful handyman.
he´s just a little brought down
because when you knocked
he thought you were the candy man.
don´t get strung out by the way i look.
don´t judge a book by its cover.
i´m not much of a man by the light of day
but by night i´m one hell of a lover.
i´m just a sweet transvestite
>from transexual, transylvania.
let me show you around
maybe play you a sound.
you look like you´re both pretty groovy.
or if you want something visual
that´s not too abysmal,
we could take in an old steve reeves movie.

i´m glad we caught you at home,
could we use your phone?
we´re both in a bit of a hurry.
right.

we´ll just say where we are,
then go back to the car.
we don´t want to be any worry.

well you got with a flat, well, how `bout that?
well, babies, don´t you panic.
by the light of the night it´ll all seem alright.
i´ll get you a satanic mechanic.
i´m just a sweet transvestite
>from transexual, transylvania.
why don´t you stay for the night? (night)
or maybe a bite? (bite)
i could show you my favourite obsession.
i´ve been making a man
with blond hair and a tan
and he´s good for relieving my... ...tension
i´m just a sweet transvestite
>from transexual, transylvania.
hit it, hit it!
i´m just a sweet transvestite. (sweet transvestite)
sweet transvestite
>from transexual, transylvania.

So - come up to the lab,
and see what´s on the slab.
i see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) - pation.
but maybe the rain
isn´t really to blame.
so i´ll remove the cause. (chuckles)
but not the symptom.