Letra de The funny song

I went down to the local bar
to buy my daddy a big cigar
when i got home he was dead
somebody shot him in the head
Oh dear daddy
you're not gonna see me grieve
'cause you brought out the worst in me
(spoken:)
yep! it's all true.
it's true. it makes me cry.
When the funeral was through
i had myself a barbecue
daddy's bones they sure taste good
i couldn't have stopped; if only i could
[or: i'd have killed him myself; if only i could]
Oh dear daddy
you're not gonna see me sad
'cause everything you did was bad