Letra de Alfie

Ooooo deary me,
My little brother´s in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should get up cos it´s nearly quarter past three
He can´t be bothered cos he´s high on THC.
I ask him very nicely if he´d like a cup of tea,
I can´t even see you cos the room is so smokey,
Don´t understand how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.

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Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now there´s no need to swear,
Please don´t despair my dear Mon frere.

Ooooo Alfie get up it´s a brand new day,
I just can sit back and watch your life waste away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
Get off your lazy arse,
Alfie please use your brain
Surely there´s some walls out there that you can go spray,
I´m feeling guilty for leading you astray,
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you´ll get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

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Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
I´m trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.
It´s time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
Just look me in the eyes take off that stupid thick hat.

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Please don´t despair
Please don´t despair
Mon frere