Letra de Life

I was walking down the street one day, on my way,
to the kindergarten.
My mummy, my daddy, my stinky stinky family make me walk all on my own.


Chorus:
Ooooooooh, poor lil' me.
Ooooooooh, poor lil' me.
My mummy says i'm a lil' punk,
my daddy says i'm a lil' skunk,
but me myself and i think i'm a lil' DRUNK.

I find cans in the rubbish bin,
I drink them till i explode,
I get onto the internet,
And start to download.
I get onto the adult sites,
I like to look at them,
I think they are exciting,
I could start a new trend.

Chorus:
Ooooooooh, poor lil' me.
Ooooooooh, poor lil' me.
My mummy says i'm a lil' punk,
my daddy says i'm a lil' skunk,
but me myself and i think i'm a lil' DRUNK.

The next day at my kinder,
I find a cute boy,
I start to take my clothes off,
And show them my best toy.

I start to slap my bottom,
I slap it really hard,
Sarah-Marie is my hero,
She was on my birthday card.

Chorus:
Ooooooooh, poor lil' me.
Ooooooooh, poor lil' me.
My mummy says i'm a lil' punk,
my daddy says i'm a lil' skunk,
but me myself and i think i'm a lil' DRUNK.

When the teacher sees what I have done,
She chucks a hissy fit,
I start to sing my lil' song,
Which'll soon become a hit......................

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"I'm sexy, I'm cute,
I'm popular to boot,
I'm bitchin', great hair,
The boys all love to stare,
I'm wanted, I'm hot,
I'm everything you're not,
I'm pretty, I'm cool,
I dominate the school,
Who am I? Just guess!
Guys wanna touch my chest!"